Anything goes
Be careful
You never said you spoke my language, Dr Jones
Only on special occasions
So it is true, you've found Nurhachi?
You know l did
Last night, one of your boys tried to get Nurhachi without paying
- You have insulted my son - No, you have insulted me
l spared his life
Aren't you going to introduce us?
This is Willie Scott This is lndiana Jones,
the famous archaeologist
l thought they were funny little men searching for their mommies
Mummies
Dr Jones found Nurhachi for me
and he's going to deliver him…now
Say, who is this Nurhachi?
Put the gun away, sonny
l suggest you give me what you owe me, or ''anything goes''
Open it
The diamond, Lao The deal was for the diamond
Oh, Lao!
Your health
Lao, he put two holes in my dress from Paris
Sit down!
Now, you bring me Nurhachi
My pleasure
Who on earth is this Nurhachi?
Here he is
This Nurhachi's a real small guy
lnside are the remains of Nurhachi,
first emperor of Manchu dynasty
Welcome home, old boy
And now, you give me the diamond
Are you trying to develop a sense of humour, or am l going deaf?
- What's that? - Antidote
- To what? - The poison you just drank, Dr Jones
The poison works fast, Dr Jones
- Lao! - You keep the girl, l find another
- Good service here - That's not a waiter
Wu Han's an old friend Game's not over, Lao Antidote
lndy!
- Don't worry, l'll get you outta here - Not this time
l've followed you on many adventures, but into the great unknown mystery
l go first, lndy
Don't be sad, Dr Jones You will soon be joining him
Too much to drink, Dr Jones?
Oh, nuts
- The antidote! - Where's the diamond?
Stay there!
Come on
l don't wanna die!
Who are you?
Wow, holy smoke! Crash landing!
Short Round, step on it!
OK, Dr Jones Hold on to your potatoes!
There's a kid driving the car
- Where's the antidote? - l just met you
- Gimme! - l'm not that kind of girl!
Hey, Dr Jones No time for love We got company
l hope you choke
No shooting!
OK, you asked for it
This is fun
Here, hold this
Where's my gun?
- Where's my gun? - l burnt my fingers and l cracked a nail!
Dr Jones, l'm Weber
l spoke with your assistant We've secured three seats
Unfortunately, you will be riding on a cargo of live poultry
- ls he kidding? - Madam, it was short notice
Aren't you Willie Scott, the famous American vocalist?
l owe you a gin
Nice try, Lao Che
Goodbye, Dr Jones
What are you, a lion tamer?
l'm allowing you to tag along, so why don't you give your mouth a rest?
OK, doll?
What do you mean, tag along? You can't keep your eyes off me!
Oh, yeah?
Oh, no
Oh, no Mister!
- Mister, wake up, please - You call him Dr Jones, doll
Dr Jones Wake up, please
- Are we there already? Good - No
No one's flying the plane!
They've all gone
You know how to fly, don't you?
No Do you?
How hard can it be?
Altimeter, OK Airspeed, OK
Fuel
Fuel!
- We got a problem - Dr Jones!
- Shorty? - Dr Jones, no more parachutes
Shorty, give me a hand Move the box
Shorty, get our stuff
A boat? We're not sinking, we're crashing!
Grab on, Shorty
- Grab on! - l can't breathe
Slow it down
That wasn't so bad, was it?
Put on the brakes!
l hate the water, and l hate being wet
- And l hate you! - Good
All right, Shorty You OK?
Where are we, anyway?
- lndia - How do you know?
l sure hope this means dinner l'm starving
Thank you
l can't eat this
That's more than they eat in a week They're starving
- l'm sorry, you can have it… - Eat it
l'm not hungry
You're insulting them and embarrassing me Eat it
- Eat it - Eat
Bad news coming
Can you give us a guide to take us to Delhi?
- l have to get back to my university - Yes, Sajnu will guide you
On the way to Delhi, you will stop at Pankot
- That's not on the way - You'll go to Pankot Palace
- l thought it was deserted - No
There is a new Maharajah,
and again the palace has the power of the dark light
lt is that place kill my people
- What has happened here? - The evil start in Pankot
Then, like monsoon…
…it moves darkness…
…over all country
Over all country
The evil?
- What evil? - See? Bad news
You listen to So Wah Mu, you live longer
They came from palace
and took Sivalinga from our village
- Took what? - A sacred stone that protects the village
lt is why Siva brought you here
We weren't brought here Our plane crashed
- lt crashed - No, no
We prayed to Siva to help us find the stone
lt was Siva who made you fall from sky
So you will go to Pankot Palace
to find Sivalinga and bring back to us
Bring back to us
Dr Jones, did they make the plane crash to get you here?
No, it's just a ghost story Don't worry about it
They took the stone from here
Was the stone smooth, like a rock from a sacred river?
- Yes - With three lines across it?
Representing the three levels of the universe?
l've seen stones like the one you lost
Why would Maharajah take the stone from here?
They say we must pray to their evil god
We say we will not
How could one rock destroy a whole village?
When the stone was taken, the wells dried up and the river turned to sand
The crops were swallowed by the earth and the animals turned to dust
One night, there was a fire in the fields
The men went to fight it When they came back, the women were crying
Children…
He says they stole their children
Sankara Sankara
Sankara
Little boy escape from the evil palace
Many other children still there What we do, Dr Jones?
What do you think?
Somebody believes the good luck rock from this village
is one of the lost Sankara stones
- What is Sankara? - Fortune and glory, kid
Fortune and glory
Willie, quit monkeying around on that thing
Wait a second, lndy! l can't go to Delhi like this
We're not going to Delhi, we're going to Pankot Palace
l can't go to Pankot, l'm a singer
l need to call my agent ls there a phone, anybody?
Quit complaining This is expensive stuff
Come to America with me, we get job in circus You like that?
You're my best friend
Ooh, what big birds
Those aren't big birds, sweetheart, they're giant vampire bats
Bats?
Pipe down, this doesn't hurt
Know what you really need? You really need a bath
Very funny
All wet
l was happy in Shanghai
l had a little house and a garden
My friends were rich, we went to parties
l hate being outside!
l'm a singer, l could lose my voice
We'll camp here tonight
Cut it out
- Well? - Two sixes
Three aces l win Two more games, l have all your money
lt's poker, Shorty, anything can happen
- Where did you find your bodyguard? - l didn't, l caught him
- What? - His family were killed by the Japanese
He was living rough l caught him picking my pocket Didn't l, Short Stuff?
The biggest trouble with her is the noise
You cheat, Dr Jones You take four cards
You pay now
- lt was a mistake - l'm little, you cheat big
Dr Jones, you cheat You owe me ten cents
Look at this
You accuse me of cheating?
You make me poor Play with you, no fun
- l quit - l quit too
This entire place is crawling with living things
- That's why they call it the jungle - God, what else is out there?
Willie, Willie…
ls that short for something?
Willie is my professional name, lndiana
Hey, lady, you call him Dr Jones
My professional name
Why drag us to this deserted palace? Fortune and glory?
Fortune and glory
This is from an old manuscript
This pictograph represents Sankara, a priest
Gentle, this is centuries old
- ls that writing? - Yeah, Sanskrit
- Cut it out - From the legend of Sankara
He climbs Mount Kailasa to meet Siva, the Hindu god
That's Siva? What's he handing the priest?
Rocks He told him to go forth and combat evil
He gave him five sacred stones with magical properties
Magic rocks?
My grandpa was a magician, he always had a rabbit in his pocket
He made a lot of kids happy and died poor
Magic rocks, fortune and glory… Sweet dreams, Dr Jones
Where are you going? l'd sleep closer, if l were you
For safety's sake
l'd be safer sleeping with a snake
l said cut it out!
l hate that elephant
lndy, look!
l see it, Shorty That's it, Pankot Palace
Dr Jones, what you look at?
Don't come up here
Oh, lndy! They're stealing our rides
We walk from here
- Hello - l should say you look rather lost
But where in the world would you three look at home?
We're not lost, we're going to Delhi This is Miss Scott
- This is Mr Round - Short Round
l'm lndiana Jones
Dr Jones, the eminent archaeologist?
Hard to believe, isn't it?
l first heard your name when l was up at Oxford
l'm Chattar Lal, Prime Minister to His Highness, the Maharajah of Pankot
- l'm enchanted - Thank you very much
Welcome to Pankot Palace
Enchanted, huh?
Shorty, where's my razor?
We are fortunate tonight to have so many unexpected visitors
- This is Captain… - Blumburtt, 1 1th Poona Rifles
- And you are Dr Jones, l presume? - l am, Captain
The Captain's troops are on a routine inspection tour
The British enjoy inspecting us at their convenience
l do hope that it is not inconvenient to you, sir?
The British worry so about their empire
Makes us feel like well cared for children
You look beautiful
The Maharajah's swimming in loot
Maybe it wasn't such a bad idea coming here after all
You look like a princess
Mr Lal, what do they call the Maharajah's wife?
His Highness has not yet taken a wife
lnteresting Maybe he hasn't found the right woman
His Supreme Highness, guardian of Pankot tradition,
the Maharajah of Pankot,
Zalim Singh
That's the Maharajah? A kid?
Maybe he like older women
Captain Blumburtt was telling me the history of the palace,
the importance it played in the mutiny
lt seems the British never forget the mutiny of 1 857
l think that other events, before the mutiny,
a century before, in Clive's time, are more interesting
What events, Dr Jones?
lf memory serves, this area, this province,
was the centre of activity for the Thuggee
- Snake surprise - What's the surprise?
Dr Jones, the Thuggee cult has been dead for nearly a century
Yes Thuggee was an obscenity that worshipped Kali with human sacrifices
The British army nicely did away with them
l suppose stories of the Thuggee die hard
There are no stories any more
l'm not so sure We came from a small village
The peasants said Pankot Palace was thriving because of an ancient evil
Village stories, Dr Jones They're just fear and folklore
You're worrying Captain Blumburtt
Not worried, Mr Prime Minister, just interested
- What, are you not eating? - l had bugs for lunch
Give me your hat
- Why? - So l can puke in it
The villagers told us Pankot Palace had taken something
Dr Jones, in our country it is not usual for a guest to insult his host
l'm sorry l thought we were talking about folklore
Excuse me, sir Do you have anything simple, like soup?
What exactly was it they say was stolen?
A sacred rock
You see, Captain? A rock
Something connected…
…the villagers' rock and the legend of the Sankara stones
Dr Jones, we're all vulnerable to vicious rumours
l remember that in Honduras you were accused of being a grave robber
The newspapers exaggerated the incident
Didn't the Sultan of Madagascar threaten to cut your head off?
- No, not my head - Then your hands, perhaps?
lt wasn't my hands, it was my…
- My misunderstanding - Exactly what we have here
l have heard the evil stories of the Thuggee cult
l thought they were told to frighten children
Later l learnt the Thuggee cult was once real
and did unspeakable things
l'm ashamed of what happened here so long ago,
and l assure you this will never happen again in my kingdom
Have l offended you? Then l am sorry
Ah, dessert
Chilled monkey brains
l think l'll just check on Willie
That's all you better do
- Tell me later what happen - Amscray
l've got something for you
There's nothing you have that l could possibly want
Right
You're a very nice man Maybe you could be my palace slave
Wear your jewels to bed, Princess?
Yeah
And nothing else That shock you?
Nothing shocks me, l'm a scientist
- So do you do a lot of research? - Always
What sort of research would you do on me?
- Nocturnal activities - What cream l put on my face?
- What position l sleep in? - Mating customs
- Love rituals? - Primitive sexual practices
- So you're an authority? - Years of fieldwork
l don't blame you for being sore at me l can be hard to handle
- l've had worse - But you'll never have better
l don't know
l mustn't prejudice my experiment l'll let you know in the morning
Why, you conceited ape l'm not that easy
l'm not that easy either
You're too used to getting your own way
And you're too proud to admit you're crazy about me, Dr Jones!
lf you want me, you know where l am
You'll be back over here in five minutes
- l'll be asleep in five minutes - Five You know it l know it
Five minutes
Four and a half
''Palace slave''…
''Nocturnal activities''…
l'm a conceited ape?
''l'll tell you in the morning''…
l can't believe it
He's not coming
She's not coming l can't believe l'm not going
lndiana Jones This is one night you'll never forget!
This is the night l slipped right through your fingers
Sleep tight, and pleasant dreams
l could've been your greatest adventure
Dr Jones, your whip
Shorty, turn off the switch
Oh, lndy
Be gentle with me
l'm here
- There's nobody here - No, l'm here
lndy, you're acting awfully strange
Hey, l'm right here
''Follow in the footsteps of Siva''
What does that mean?
''Do not betray his truth''
Shorty, go get our stuff
Stay behind me, Short Round
Step where l step and don't touch anything
l step where you step l touch nothing
lndy!
- l step on something - Yeah, there's something on the ground
Feel like step on fortune cookies
lt's not fortune cookies
Let me take a look
- That's no cookie - lt's all right, l got it
Go! There, go
Stop Look, just stand up against the wall, will you?
You said to stand against the wall
- Not my fault! - Willie, we're in trouble
Willie
Bet l get all dirty again
Get down here, we're in trouble!
Trouble? What sort of…
- This is serious - There are two dead people down here
There's gonna be two more here Hurry!
l've almost had enough of you two
- What's the rush? - Long story Hurry or you won't hear it
Ooh, God What is this?
lndy, what is this? l can't see a thing
- Hurry! - All right!
Oh, l broke a nail
- Willie, hurry! - They're in my hair
Shut up, Willie!
- lndy, let me in! - No, let us out!
- Shut up! - They're all over me
- There must be a fulcrum release - A what?
- A handle for the door - No, just square holes
Go to the right hole
Hurry, Willie!
The other one, the one on your right
There's slime inside l can't do it
You can do it Feel inside
- You feel inside! - Do it now!
OK!
Willie…we are going to die!
lt's soft
lt's moving
Got it!
Get them off me, they're all over me!
lt wasn't me, it's her!
- Come on, get out! - Go, move!
lt's a Thuggee ceremony They're worshipping Kali
- Have you ever seen anything like this? - Nobody has for a century
He's still alive
The rock they took from the village lt's one of the Sankara stones
Why they glow like that?
The legend says when the rocks are together, the diamonds will glow
Diamonds?
- Diamonds? - Diamonds
You two stay up here and keep quiet Shorty, keep an eye on her
- Where are you going? - Down there
- Are you crazy? - l'm not leaving without the stones
You'll die chasing after fortune and glory
Maybe…
…but not today
Be careful
Where's he going?
Run, Willie, run!
Dr Jones!
l keep telling you, you listen me more, you live longer
Please, let me die
l pray to Siva, ''Let me die,'' but l do not
Now the evil of Kali take me
- How? - They'll make me drink the blood of Kali
l'll fall into the black sleep of the Kali Ma
- What is that? - We become like them
We'll be alive, but like a nightmare
You drink blood, you not wake up
You were caught trying to steal the Sankara stones
There were five stones in the beginning
Over centuries they were dispersed by wars Sold off by thieves like you
Thieves like me? Hah!
You're still missing two
A century ago, when the British made a bloody raid on this temple,
a priest hid the last two stones here in the catacombs
So that's what you've got these slaves digging for?
- They're innocent children - They mine gems to support our cause
They also search for the last two stones
Soon we will have all the five Sankara stones
and the Thuggees will be all-powerful
What a vivid imagination
You don't believe me?
You will, Dr Jones
You will become a true believer
Hi
Dr Jones! Don't drink, it's bad
Spit it out!
You dare not do that
Leave him alone, you bastards!
The British will be slaughtered Then we will overrun the Muslims
Then the Hebrew god will fall
And then the Christian god will be cast down and forgotten
Soon, Kali Ma will rule the world
Dr Jones…
Kali Ma protects us
We are her children
We pledge our devotion with an offering of flesh…
What are you doing?
…and blood
Your friend has seen and she has heard
Now she will not talk
l won't have anything nice to say about this place
lndy, for God's sakes, help me! What's the matter with you?
Come
lndiana
Help us
Please snap out of it
You're not one of them
Please come back to us Don't leave me
What are you doing? Are you mad?
This can't be happening
Wake up, Willie Wake up!
Wake up, Dr Jones Wake up!
Dr Jones!
lndy, l love you!
Wake up, lndy!
You're my best friend Wake up, lndy!
Wait, wait!
He's mine
l'm all right, kid
Mola Ram!
Gimme some slack
Willie, wake up!
Willie, it's me l'm back
Oh, lndy
lndy, my friend
l'm sorry, kid
lndy, now let's get outta here
Right All of us
Me, me!
No!
- l've gotta save him! - He can take care of himself
l gotta save lndy!
OK, save him
Drop him down l'll kill you, drop him down!
What's the matter with him?
Here, try this
lt was the black sleep of Kali
Short Round!
Quit fooling around with that kid Get down on the cart!
- Okey-dokey, lndy! - To get out, take the left tunnel
Thank you
Shorty, quit stalling!
- Come on, lndy - Go!
Shorty, look out
Hurry!
Hurry up!
lndy, it's the left tunnel
No, that left tunnel!
We got company
- Let her go Let go of the brake! - What?
Let her go Our only chance is to outrun them
Shorty Come up here and take the brake
- Watch it on the curves or we'll fly off - OK
- What are you doing? - Short cut
Watch it
lndy, help!
Hang on!
- Pull him in! - Let me go!
Let go of him!
All right Brake, brake
- Slow us down - OK
- Big mistake, lndy! - Figures
We're going too fast We're gonna crash!
Water, water!
- Look, fire You're on fire! - Water, water!
Water! Water! Come on!
Willie, look out!
Head for the bridge Go!
Come on, Willie This way
- Oh, God! - Come on, let's go!
Strong bridge Come on, let's go!
Look, strong wood! Come on!
Help, l'm falling down!
Help!
Not very funny
Welcome
Let her go, Mola Ram!
You are in a position unsuitable to give orders
Watch your back!
You want the stones? Let 'em go
- Let her go! - Drop them, Dr Jones
They will be found, you won't!
- lndy! - Behind you!
Oh, shit
Go on
Go
Go on Go on!
Get moving
Hang on, lady We going for a ride
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God Oh, my God! ls he nuts?
He no nuts, he crazy
Mola Ram, prepare to meet Kali in hell!
What are you doing?
lndy, cover your heart!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God… !
Look out!
No!
Let's go up!
The stones are mine!
You've betrayed Siva
You've betrayed Siva!
Well, it's about time
Hold your fire!
We know you are coming back, when life returned to our village
Now you can see the magic of the rock you bring back
Yes, l understand its power now
- You could've kept it - They'd just put it in a museum
- Another rock collecting dust - lt would've given you fortune and glory
Anything could happen lt's a long way to Delhi
No, thanks No more adventures with you
Sweetheart, after all the fun we've had together?
lf you think l'm going with you,
after all the trouble you've gotten me into, think again!
l'm going home, where they never feed you snakes and rip your heart out
This is not my idea of a swell time!
Excuse me, sir l need a guide to Delhi
Very funny